Why Accountants Make the Best Lovers (and Other True Facts)
“You should have listed me as a deduction, because I’m dependent on your love”. *Cue Barry White music*
Word on the street is that accountants are dull: grey suits, white button down shirts, balance sheets, audits, deadlines, assets, liabilities… Does that sound boring? We say no! Accountants bring many fine qualities to the table (and we hear grey suits are making a comeback).
Let’s look at the facts. Accountants have a lot of skills and traits that translate very well into the boudoir, thank you very much:
1. Great communications skills
Accountants know how to share their vision to ensure their insights are properly understood! Hawt!
2. Great flexibility
Accountants are able to embrace challenges to effectively respond to changes in their environment. A high degree of agility is also needed to respond to regulatory changes in the industry…if you know what we mean. *nudge, nudge*
3. Awesome attention to detail
Do we need to explain this one? No, we do not.
4. Super committed
You know an accountant isn’t going to leave at the first sign of trouble. They tend to be long-term partners because they are passionate and devoted to you(r business)!
5. Excel at collaboration & working with teams
Hey, if that’s what you’re into, no judgement here.
And, just to say, accountants and bookkeepers have a LOT in common. Like, a lot, a lot. We’re two peas in a pod, really. We need each other. We can’t live without each other. It’s a relationship so perfect, it just makes us want to say:
“How about we get together and appreciate each other’s assets?” *Cue Marvin Gaye music*
Are you ready to “get busy” in 2019? And by that, of course we mean take your business to the next level in terms of perfect books and seamless back office administration. Contact the Black Tulip team to get started!
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